Archive: The Ergotist

Having nothing shouldn’t mean you should stop at anything.

My chronic nosebleeds aren’t from cocaine use, mom.
I’m so far above it is all.

As my own lawyer I advise you…

As my own lawyer I advise you to retract two of the whoppers and one of the minor fictionalizations.
–or–
Oh, what a !Tangled hamper.
Joe Haldeman is not dead. Joe Haldeman’s wife was not in “Playboy” this May but in September of 1967. I am not in possession of any such medical records alluding to […]