When exactly did you gen-Y l-users start to use the term “sucks balls” pejoratively?
Christ! I wish to God I had more things in my life—from home appliances to furniture and fixtures—which sucked balls. I’d never leave the house—or spend $50 in Pioneer square after dark—again!

Did I say Philistine? I meant Pharisee.
Did I really say Pharisee? I meant Luddite.
I couldn’t have said Luddite, could I? I meant Saducee.
Did I just say Saducee? I meant not me. That’s what I meant.
All along.

We learn that Brown and bubbly is a registered trademark of PepsiCo, Inc. which defies conventional wisdom that the patent held by Mexico City on Montezuma’s Revenge would protect the intellectual property.
You, you, you make a grown man cry. You make a dead man Come.

I just got back from Singapore yesterday after eight years of smoking Afghani hashish–cut with the menses of 72 virgins–in the back room of a Malay chemist’s shop on Ang Mo Kio to find things changed!
First there is this whole Enternet thing and then Y2K came in like a lamb and blew out like […]