I got a lawyer for 10 minutes for free as a Seattlite at apogee and as part of Microsoft’s new Explain to America they can’t sue® program. I didn’t even want to talk about how open source software is Terrorism and they let me ask my question anyway. Damn white of them, I say.

Back on to the cyclobenzaprine.

Since I let that jerkwad intern, one “Dr” John MacDougle, at the Spokane free clinic prescribe a generic drug to “save me some money,” I’m as out of luck as Martha the Passenger Pigeon. If he’d just put a crowbar into his thrifty little skirt wearing McTightas—I’m entitled, I’m Scots—and wrote the scrip for Flexeril® like a man, I’d be about $5 million to the better right now thanks to Merck and Co.

So my advice to the young man in need of pharma is: Insist on the brand name. What the hell do you care? The co-pay is the same either way. Or are you trying to save an insurance company money? After Noam Chomsky’s famous 1973 proof!

Given the axiom: Money = Evil.
Architecture ∉ Good
Architecture ∉ Evil.
Money + Architecture = Tall Building.
∴ Tall Building = Evil.
Tall Building ∈ Insurance Company.
∴ Insurance Company = Evil

Remember, there is nothing wrong or unethical about hurting a corporation. Any people who might sometimes get hurt in the middle deserve it for participating in the evil as the Good Linguist teaches.

But I’m tired of losing out on the cash that should be mine. It’s too close this time. I can taste Benjamin Franklin’s green ass.

Things finally going my way, there was a slot in the Physics 102 at the Seattle Protestant College. I’m enrolled and I plan to use my knowledge to build a time machine to go back to that appointment with MacDougle and insist on the proper prescription so I can finally have my share in the American$Dream. Just one prescription between me and my millions. The time machine should be complete sometime between the Super Bowl and the World Series.